What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - The Washington Post

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do girls ever miss their first love?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever